My name is Rachel and I'm a sarcastic asshole. Let's be friends.


Why do I care so much about a man, that after 19 years, still can’t seem to spell my name right?


I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.


stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

(Source: noseblush)

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(Source: putuporshuttup)