My name is Rachel and I'm a sarcastic asshole. Let's be friends.


(Source: pussylipgloss)

Starting to really fucking get sick of you coming home at 7, being a boring asshole until 8, and falling asleep before 9.
I know school and work are hard but you’re fucking 19 and I wish you would act like it sometimes.


introductory paragraph of my essay:


"you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that."

I remember the first time I drove
I was in your lap steering while you were pushing on the gas
I think you were clean
Now I’m the one pushing on the gas looking into every semi truck I pass to see if it’s you
I know you’re not clean
And neither am I